PinnedPatrick MetzgerAbout Me — Patrick MetzgerThis is not a linear narrative4 min read·Aug 21, 2021--88--88
PinnedPatrick MetzgerinImogene’s NotebookWhere I’m From is Not a PlaceA poem2 min read·Jan 17, 2024--43--43
Patrick MetzgerinImogene’s NotebookOld Outlaw BluesPoetry: the world’s a hell of a place these days·2 min read·3 days ago--7--7
Patrick MetzgerinThe HavenMuse Wanted, No Experience Necessary“Please stop writing about me”·3 min read·6 days ago--16--16
Patrick MetzgerinThe HavenCoach Finstock From Teen Wolf 1985 is the Greatest Philosopher in Cinematic History“Kids can learn a lot from losing too”·2 min read·Apr 25, 2024--16--16
Patrick MetzgerinMuddyUmI’m a Former Covert Operative Sick of Having To Clean Up Every Town I Move ToI’d be happy to let everyone apologize and move on but I always wind up kicking someone through a plate-glass window·3 min read·Apr 21, 2024--24--24
Patrick MetzgerinFictionsThe Devil’s Right HandA love story horror mystery with a tip of the hat to Steve Earle·3 min read·Apr 20, 2024--10--10
Patrick MetzgerinThe Bad InfluenceFashionable Trump Followers Are Packing Branded SwitchbladesOrder now and own the libs by this time next week·4 min read·Apr 15, 2024--16--16
Patrick MetzgerinCrow’s FeetSaying Farewell to My Binge Drinking DaysAnother curse of aging revealed·3 min read·Apr 9, 2024--48--48
Patrick MetzgerinThe HavenA MAGA Guide to Understanding the Solar EclipseDon’t believe Big Astronomy·3 min read·Apr 7, 2024--21--21