A MAGA Guide to Understanding the Solar Eclipse

Don’t believe Big Astronomy

Patrick Metzger
The Haven
Published in
3 min readApr 7, 2024

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Full solar eclipse wearing Trump wig
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You’ve heard that on Monday, April 8, parts of the United States and probably other countries will experience a solar eclipse. If you consume lamestream media, you might think this is a well-understood natural phenomenon caused by the moon casting its shadow as it passes between the sun and the Earth.

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Patrick Metzger
The Haven

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