PinnedPatrick MetzgerAbout Me — Patrick MetzgerThis is not a linear narrativeAug 21, 202193Aug 21, 202193
Patrick MetzgerinAge of EmpathyI Dropped All My Coins While Standing in Line And It Was EmbarrassingIn which I’m reminded that small kindnesses matter1h ago1h ago
Patrick MetzgerinContemplateMy Teenage Prediction About AI Was Terrifyingly AccurateI wrote a poem as I was failing typing class and now it’s coming true5d ago65d ago6
Patrick Metzgerinit’s just foamCommon Courtesy is DisappearingPublic rudeness is more evidence of social collapseSep 289Sep 289
Patrick MetzgerinSweary MommyProjecting Our Trauma Onto Our KidsThey learn the fears we teach themSep 238Sep 238
Patrick MetzgerinThe HavenThings I Don’t Understand About Sports No Matter How Many Times They’re Explained to MeWhat the hell is “offside”?Sep 2216Sep 2216
Patrick MetzgerinContemplateHow I Exorcised An Evil Spirit From My HairdresserI mean that literallySep 911Sep 911
Patrick MetzgerinMuddyUmSo Your Brain Has Been Transplanted Into the Body of a Frankenstein MonsterIt’s still easier than pubertySep 39Sep 39
