PinnedPatrick MetzgerAbout Me — Patrick MetzgerThis is not a linear narrativeAug 21, 202192Aug 21, 202192
Patrick MetzgerinMuddyUmSo Your Brain Has Been Transplanted Into the Body of a Frankenstein MonsterIt’s still easier than puberty2d ago42d ago4
Patrick MetzgerinThe Narrative ArcShitty Jobs I’ve Had in My LifeMany are gone and won’t be missed6d ago166d ago16
Patrick MetzgerinThe Bad InfluenceThe Climate Crisis Is Coming to Your HomeHow climate change is making everything more expensiveAug 259Aug 259
Patrick MetzgerinScritturaProse Poem: My Muse Comforts MeAuthorial dysfunction is normal in a writer of a certain ageAug 2010Aug 2010
Patrick MetzgerinCrow’s FeetIf You’re an Older Worker, You’re a Valuable AssetEmbrace your experience and pass on the skills you’ve acquiredAug 1214Aug 1214
Patrick MetzgerinThe Narrative ArcReincarnation and the Two Past Lives I RememberedReality may be more fluid than we thinkAug 613Aug 613
Patrick Metzgerinit’s just foamMystery Strangers Cut My LawnI don’t know if it was done sarcastically or supportivelyAug 510Aug 510