PinnedPatrick MetzgerAbout Me — Patrick MetzgerThis is not a linear narrative4 min read·Aug 21, 2021--88--88
PinnedPatrick MetzgerinImogene’s NotebookWhere I’m From is Not a PlaceA poem2 min read·Jan 17, 2024--42--42
Patrick MetzgerinThe HavenCoach Finstock From Teen Wolf 1985 is the Greatest Philosopher in Cinematic History“Kids can learn a lot from losing too”·2 min read·18 hours ago--4--4
Patrick MetzgerinMuddyUmI’m a Former Covert Operative Sick of Having To Clean Up Every Town I Move ToI’d be happy to let everyone apologize and move on but I always wind up kicking someone through a plate-glass window·3 min read·4 days ago--23--23
Patrick MetzgerinFictionsThe Devil’s Right HandA love story horror mystery with a tip of the hat to Steve Earle·3 min read·5 days ago--9--9
Patrick MetzgerinThe Bad InfluenceFashionable Trump Followers Are Packing Branded SwitchbladesOrder now and own the libs by this time next week·4 min read·Apr 15, 2024--16--16
Patrick MetzgerinCrow’s FeetSaying Farewell to My Binge Drinking DaysAnother curse of aging revealed·3 min read·Apr 9, 2024--50--50
Patrick MetzgerinThe HavenA MAGA Guide to Understanding the Solar EclipseDon’t believe Big Astronomy·3 min read·Apr 7, 2024--20--20
Patrick MetzgerinThe Narrative ArcFinding the Magic in the EverydayA love story and a life lesson·4 min read·Apr 4, 2024--40--40
Patrick MetzgerinRedemptionThe True Tale of the Harrowing of HellThe parts the Bible leaves out·4 min read·Mar 29, 2024--13--13