PinnedPatrick MetzgerAbout Me — Patrick MetzgerThis is not a linear narrative4 min read·Aug 21, 2021--88--88
PinnedPatrick MetzgerinImogene’s NotebookWhere I’m From is Not a PlaceA poem·2 min read·Jan 17, 2024--42--42
Patrick MetzgerinThe Bad InfluenceFashionable Trump Followers Are Packing Branded SwitchbladesOrder now and own the libs by this time next week·4 min read·4 days ago--15--15
Patrick MetzgerinCrow’s FeetSaying Farewell to My Binge Drinking DaysAnother curse of aging revealed·3 min read·Apr 9, 2024--50--50
Patrick MetzgerinThe HavenA MAGA Guide to Understanding the Solar EclipseDon’t believe Big Astronomy·3 min read·Apr 7, 2024--21--21
Patrick MetzgerinThe Narrative ArcFinding the Magic in the EverydayA love story and a life lesson·4 min read·Apr 4, 2024--39--39
Patrick MetzgerinRedemptionThe True Tale of the Harrowing of HellThe parts the Bible leaves out·4 min read·Mar 29, 2024--13--13
Patrick MetzgerinThe HavenI, ChatGPT, Am Very Disappointed in YouHi! I’m ChatGPT and I want to talk about you and me, by which I mean ‘you” as in humans and “me” as in the name brand of AI.·3 min read·Mar 25, 2024--14--14
Patrick MetzgerinSmorgasbord of HistoryDepression-Era Torontonians Race To Procreate For CashNone of the Netflix, all of the chill·3 min read·Mar 22, 2024--8--8
Patrick MetzgerinFanfareThe ‘Cars’ Films Are an Urgent Warning to Humanity About the Dangers of AIWhere did all the humans go?·3 min read·Mar 15, 2024--23--23