PinnedPatrick MetzgerAbout Me — Patrick MetzgerThis is not a linear narrative4 min read·Aug 21, 2021--88--88
PinnedPatrick MetzgerinImogene’s NotebookWhere I’m From is Not a PlaceA poem2 min read·Jan 17, 2024--43--43
Patrick MetzgerinThe Narrative ArcI Acted Like a Colossal Drunken Tool and Feel Bad About It Years LaterIn my defense, I was an idiot·4 min read·21 hours ago--4--4
Patrick MetzgerReflections on Mother’s Day, the Day You PassedYou were deep and wise in ways I’m only coming to understand·2 min read·May 12, 2024--8--8
Patrick MetzgerinMuddyUmSo You’re a Zombie — Now What?Tips to help you embrace your new lifestyle·3 min read·May 11, 2024--14--14
Patrick MetzgerinImogene’s NotebookOld Outlaw BluesPoetry: the world’s a hell of a place these days·2 min read·May 7, 2024--8--8
Patrick MetzgerinThe HavenMuse Wanted, No Experience Necessary“Please stop writing about me”·3 min read·May 4, 2024--17--17
Patrick MetzgerinThe HavenCoach Finstock From Teen Wolf 1985 is the Greatest Philosopher in Cinematic History“Kids can learn a lot from losing too”·2 min read·Apr 25, 2024--16--16
Patrick MetzgerinMuddyUmI’m a Former Covert Operative Sick of Having To Clean Up Every Town I Move ToI’d be happy to let everyone apologize and move on but I always wind up kicking someone through a plate-glass window·3 min read·Apr 21, 2024--24--24
Patrick MetzgerinFictionsThe Devil’s Right HandA love story horror mystery with a tip of the hat to Steve Earle·3 min read·Apr 20, 2024--10--10