PinnedPatrick MetzgerAbout Me — Patrick MetzgerThis is not a linear narrativeAug 21, 2021103Aug 21, 2021103
Patrick MetzgerinThe Bad InfluenceWe’re All Doomsday Preppers Now But We’re Screwed AnywayThe apocalypse won’t be as much fun as Hollywood promised5d ago115d ago11
Patrick MetzgerinMuddyUmMeditation Sucks But I Keep Doing It AnywayLearn the secrets to my practiceJul 1712Jul 1712
Patrick MetzgerinThe HavenHow AI Ruined Star Wars For MeWhat are all those people doing on the Death Star anyway, shovelling coal into the boilers?Jul 1322Jul 1322
Patrick MetzgerinThe Narrative ArcBrenda, Me, and Why I’m Happy We Didn’t Have Social Media Keeping Us In Touch ForeverSometimes a moment is meant to be just a momentJul 526Jul 526
Patrick MetzgerinBlow Your StackDammit America, You’re Better Than ThisTime to look for a new Democratic candidateJun 2837Jun 2837
Patrick MetzgerinThe HavenWhat To Do When When Hearing Loud Noises at Three A.MIt’s probably not aliens but you can’t rule them out eitherJun 2515Jun 2515
