Published inThe Bad InfluenceDear America: Your President is An AssholeAnd he bullies Canada at his peril2d ago182d ago18
Published init’s just foamA Brawl On the Subway Teaches a Valuable Life Lesson“Somebody press the alarm!”Dec 237Dec 237
Published init’s just foamI Helped a Lost Stranger and Am Writing About It On the InternetI didn’t help him much thoughDec 147Dec 147
Published inThe HavenWelcome to the Walking Tour of My City, TorontoDo y’all like weed shops?Dec 28Dec 28
Published inMuddyUmRead My Story About the Recently Dead CelebrityI never met them but they would have enjoyed itNov 253Nov 253
Published inSweary MommyWhen Your Child Has a Spiritual Crisis at BedtimeI expected to check his closet for monsters and got into an existential discussionNov 1113Nov 1113
Published inThe HavenI Won’t Be Endorsing a Presidential Candidate This YearBut not because the billionaires who own my page told me not toNov 43Nov 43
