PinnedAbout Me — Patrick MetzgerThis is not a linear narrativeAug 21, 2021A response icon96Aug 21, 2021A response icon96
PinnedPublished inImogene’s NotebookWhere I’m From is Not a PlaceA poemJan 17, 2024A response icon46Jan 17, 2024A response icon46
Published init’s just foamWhy Was a Woman Screaming on My Street?Life is absurd, mysterious, and creepyOct 30A response icon7Oct 30A response icon7
Published inMuddyUmSoros Apologizes to No Kings Protestors Who Haven’t Gotten Paid YetRecipients will be required to show proof of membership in Hamas, MS-13, the Democratic Party, or other terrorist groupOct 22A response icon12Oct 22A response icon12
Published inEntropiesWhere the Forest EndsEven bad people have to go somewhereOct 18A response icon7Oct 18A response icon7
Published inCrow’s Feet: Life As We AgeFrom Aging Bachelor to Old Dad and How That’s Working OutI’m still young compared to Mick JaggerOct 11A response icon10Oct 11A response icon10
Published inImogene’s NotebookThe Gods, the Fates, and the Tree of Life at the End of the WorldBy the roots of Yggdrasil, the Norns spin the threads of fate.Oct 3A response icon5Oct 3A response icon5
Published inThe Bad InfluenceAttention MAGA Loyalists: They’ll Come For You TooIf you dine with the devil, you’d better have a long spoonSep 28A response icon9Sep 28A response icon9
Published inImogene’s NotebookAll the Faces of HomeA prose poem on memory and mythSep 12A response icon2Sep 12A response icon2