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Fumbling ‘foreplay’. Perfunctory discussion of safety. After five forgettable minutes, he comes. Following a suitable period of pleasantries, I go home and rub one out (95% chance of success!).
Danielle Loewen
Patrick Metzger
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Your logic is irrefutable. Things to think about.
Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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