Your commitment to undoing the terrible damage you caused is commendable :)

“I don’t know what part would’ve been enjoyed more to the observer, the fall — or me hoisting the post back up and stomping the ground around it to keep it half standing.”
If I Don’t Trip & Fall & Drop Things, Am I Still Alive?
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Laura Johnson
Patrick Metzger
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Apr 15, 2024
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Your commitment to undoing the terrible damage you caused is commendable :)
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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