You'd have my vote. Especially if you're an actual wombat.

I don't take the bus, because our little town doesn't have a bus line, but I would make a pretty…
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The Writing Wombat ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
Patrick Metzger
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Jun 28, 2024
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You'd have my vote. Especially if you're an actual wombat.
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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