You'd be a better man than me.

I considered taking advantage of my updated male status — applying for a job in tech, not picking up my gold-toed black work socks off the living room floor, driving my grandpa's fishing boat — but I knew if I stripped down to my plunging v-neck beneath my parka, I’d be back to minimum pay …
If You Didn’t Know Breast Stories Had a Female Editor-In-Chief, Now Ya Know
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Amy Sea
Patrick Metzger
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Feb 4, 2023
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You'd be a better man than me.
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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