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People used to push strollers. Stollers. Get it? Taking a stroll? Now we run with them like we’re being chased by the neighborhood chimpanzee. Is that what’s wrong with kids today? Too many neighborhood chimpanzees?
Amy Sea
Patrick Metzger
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