Well it's hard when they're moving.

… walks like a drunk bear. Or if he’s wearing a thin tie. Or talking on speakerphone. I’m not crazy. I won’t strangle anyone who’s dancing. I love that. Especially when there’s no music.
Stop Being Mad at Me For Not Wanting to Hang Out
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Amy Sea
Patrick Metzger
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Aug 24, 2023
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Well it's hard when they're moving.
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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