This sounds real but it can't be?

I ordered a latte and I had to choose between oat, whole, skim, 2%, almond, soy, and breastmilk. I needed a special card for the breast milk, so I got the special card.
Is Everything Either a Machine to Calm Down Babies or a Sex Toy to Stimulate Adults?
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Amy Sea
Patrick Metzger
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Jan 18, 2023
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This sounds real but it can't be?
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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