This is exactly how I imagine life in the United States.

I’m Your Neighbor With the Cheap Screen Door and I’ll Decide What Time You Get Up in the Morning
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Patrick Metzger
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Oct 4, 2023
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This is exactly how I imagine life in the United States.
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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