The Phanatic is kind of hot.

… wearing are loose and baggy. Only movie stars with personal trainers get their pre-baby body back. The rest of us spend our remaining years looking like a sports mascot.
A Letter to My Daughter That She’ll Never Read Because It’s Not a Text
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Bev Potter
Patrick Metzger
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May 20, 2024
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The Phanatic is kind of hot.
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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