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Look at that picture, imagine it’s me, and I will lash you with those lash thingies if you disobey me.
Christine Stevens
Patrick Metzger
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The Haven is my favorite sex-for-reads pub.
Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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