That's the only way to do it .

I purchased our current home the same way some people choose a flavour of chips at the local corner store. In a hurry, and without hesitation. Weeks previous to the infamous housing purchase, my husband an…
My Bathroom Has an Inner Child, Turns Out We’re Kindred Spirits
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Lindsay Rae Brown
Patrick Metzger
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Aug 17, 2021
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That's the only way to do it . If I hadn't been married, I would have put an offer in on every house I ever looked at. Future me will deal with the meth lab and poltergeist issues.
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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