Thanks for the shoutout Michael, and you should know I've made a solid 20 cents on that piece.

ck Metzger, a very talented satirist,… or The New Yorker, they would get book deals, and high-paying speaking engagements.
Now people like Patrick Metzger, a very talented satirist, garner some views and claps and maybe make a few pennies writing on this …
There’s Nuthin’ On
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Thanks for the shoutout Michael, and you should know I've made a solid 20 cents on that piece. By tomorrow it could be 30!
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