Thank you for your cultural sensitivity.

…sn’t snowed here yet, the sun hasn’t come out in two weeks, and it’s 40 degrees outside (Fahrenheit. I feel compelled to clarify that. Forty degrees Celsius would either be really cold or really hot. I have no idea which.).
I Will Never Be The Perfect Gift Giver
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Thank you for your cultural sensitivity. If you live in the northern part of the US and it were 40C in Dec you'd be putting up the Apocalypse tree.
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