Still waiting to hear back from five years ago. But I understand, they're busy.

After you get in The New Yorker, anything’s possible. Agents will come knocking on your door. You’ll immediately publish a book and get on the New York Times bestseller list. You’ll be called “America’s #1 Humor Writer”. “A work of amazing hilarity and pathos.” “Not to be missed!” “BUY THIS BOOK RIGHT FUCKING NOW.”
How I Reframe Every Single Rejection of My Work by McSweeney’s
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Patrick Metzger
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Nov 1, 2022
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Still waiting to hear back from five years ago. But I understand, they're busy.
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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