So you don't like recaps? 🤔

…t, there are myriad ways of deciding what to watch, but please, anything but those wretched recaps. They are anathema, a plague, a boil on the arse of humanity, the end of civilisation as we know it, and those who generate or perpetuate them will one day have to answer to God.
Movie Recaps: An Abomination to Any True Cineaste
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Patrick Metzger
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Apr 27, 2022
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So you don't like recaps? 🤔
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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