"she died alone in the gutter with a needle of full of goofballs up her nose and EVERYBODY CLAPPED."

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Patrick Metzger
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Nov 24, 2023
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"she died alone in the gutter with a needle of full of goofballs up her nose and EVERYBODY CLAPPED."
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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