Shakespeare would be envious

I would poemize a rebuttal
Instead of dreaming of your butthole
Dear Former Tinder Lover
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Smillew Rahcuef
Patrick Metzger
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Apr 2, 2024
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Shakespeare would be envious
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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