"Sarah Paris lives in Colorado, where she is known for being funny and pretty."

…Outdoor adventure. Travel. Naps. Dogs. All seafood. If you can make her laugh so hard she snorts, or if you tell her she’s either funny or pretty, you’ll have her loyalty forever.
Why I’d Rather Drink Raw Sewage than Self-Promote
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Sarah Paris
Patrick Metzger
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Feb 21, 2024
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"Sarah Paris lives in Colorado, where she is known for being funny and pretty." I think that's all you need.
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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