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6) Do Not “treat” yourself to an entire Black Forest cake, then turn on Downton Abbey and sadly masturbate to the idea of living a pampered royal life in the early 1900s.
Kamryn Rose
Patrick Metzger
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Not to go off topic, but is that a thing that women do?
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