No. WIth shit-throwing monkeys you have to demonstrate dominance. Your house must be a mess.

“No. That’s not right,” my husband gently says as though speaking to a monkey with a paw full of ready-to-be-flung shit.
I Will Always Choose the Wrong Cereal, and that is My Toxic Trait
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Lindsay Rae Brown
Patrick Metzger
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Nov 3, 2022
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No. WIth shit-throwing monkeys you have to demonstrate dominance. Your house must be a mess.
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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