Never! I crave the attention, such as it is.

his strategic a…mpilations with a piece from Patrick, as his comedy articles are consistently brilliant. Of course, now I’ve said that he might fold his arms and refuse to write more. But if he values his strategic alliance with the Dillon Empire, he knows what to do.
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Never! I crave the attention, such as it is.
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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