My buddy used that around 1987 and I didn’t realize he stole it.

If, when having dinner with a girlfriend’s parents for the first time, they asked me where we met and I answered “prison,” an astute observer would concede that I simply could not top Rob Lowe’s reply to the same question …
The Shocking Discovery that All My Conversations are Just Dialogue from the Movies of My Youth
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My buddy used that around 1987 and I didn’t realize he stole it.
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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