Muse Wanted, No Experience Necessary

“Please stop writing about me”

Hatted and museless. Pemaphoto on Shutterstock.com

Bored with your life? Ready to take on a new challenge? Consider becoming my muse!

The successful candidate:

You are profound yet whimsical, with a satirical sensibility, a keen sense of irony, and an undercurrent of joyful madness. You are idiosyncratic, open-minded, and unconcerned…