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pposed to …iling, elderly eyes. I downloaded an app to my phone that’s supposed to identify birds by their song. It says, and I am not making this up, GET CLOSE TO THE BIRD. You know what kind of bird I can probably get close to? A chicken. I don’t need an app to identify a…
Bev Potter
Patrick Metzger
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Maybe they mean emotionally.
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