Maybe get his thoughts on where to buy radioactive camomile tea in case the marriage really goes…

G. Sleep with Vladimir Putin and ask him to use one of his satellites to locate your spouse at all times. Have an exit plan.
How To Catch a Cheater — Tricks, Tips, & Red Flags
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Patrick Metzger
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Dec 7, 2023
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Maybe get his thoughts on where to buy radioactive camomile tea in case the marriage really goes south.
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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