List: Humour & Satire | Curated by Patrick Metzger

Jan 20, 2025
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Humour & Satire
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Millionaires Worried They’re Being Priced Out of Trump AdministrationBillionaires are putting the cost of buying a government out of reach for many
Jan 19
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Jan 19
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Welcome to the Walking Tour of My City, TorontoDo y’all like weed shops?
Dec 2, 2024
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Dec 2, 2024
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MuddyUm
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Read My Story About the Recently Dead CelebrityI never met them but they would have enjoyed it
Nov 25, 2024
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Nov 25, 2024
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I Won’t Be Endorsing a Presidential Candidate This YearBut not because the billionaires who own my page told me not to
Nov 4, 2024
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Nov 4, 2024
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A Terrifying Portrait of a Blue America That Could Come TrueDo you want your country to turn into Canada?
Oct 27, 2024
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Oct 27, 2024
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Things I Don’t Understand About Sports No Matter How Many Times They’re Explained to MeWhat the hell is “offside”?
Sep 22, 2024
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Sep 22, 2024
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MuddyUm
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So Your Brain Has Been Transplanted Into the Body of a Frankenstein MonsterIt’s still easier than puberty
Sep 3, 2024
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Sep 3, 2024
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Hero’s EndWhat happens in Orctown doesn’t stay in Orctown
Aug 16, 2024
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Aug 16, 2024
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it’s just foam
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Mystery Strangers Cut My LawnI don’t know if it was done sarcastically or supportively
Aug 5, 2024
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Aug 5, 2024
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Trump To Replace JD Vance With Eight-Year-Old Boy“Time to reboot the franchise”
Aug 2, 2024
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Aug 2, 2024
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MuddyUm
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Meditation Sucks But I Keep Doing It AnywayLearn the secrets to my practice
Jul 17, 2024
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Jul 17, 2024
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How AI Ruined Star Wars For MeWhat are all those people doing on the Death Star anyway, shovelling coal into the boilers?
Jul 13, 2024
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Jul 13, 2024
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MuddyUm
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Things I Grew Up With That Seem Weird As Fuck NowKids today will never experience the joy of cock-blocking semi-feral canines
May 25, 2024
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May 25, 2024
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What To Do When When Hearing Loud Noises at Three A.MIt’s probably not aliens but you can’t rule them out either
Jun 25, 2024
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Jun 25, 2024
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MuddyUm
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Other Kinds of Male To Be When Alpha Isn’t Working For YouConsider becoming a Frodo Male
Jun 16, 2024
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Jun 16, 2024
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Congratulations! You’re the Chosen One!A quick onboarding guide for your Hero’s Journey
Jun 11, 2024
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Jun 11, 2024
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I Am Dexter the Cat and This is My LinkedIn ProfileI am currently not “Open to Work”
May 20, 2024
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May 20, 2024
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MuddyUm
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So You’re a Zombie — Now What?Tips to help you embrace your new lifestyle
May 11, 2024
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May 11, 2024
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Muse Wanted, No Experience Necessary“Please stop writing about me”
May 4, 2024
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May 4, 2024
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Coach Finstock From Teen Wolf 1985 is the Greatest Philosopher in Cinematic History“Kids can learn a lot from losing too”
Apr 25, 2024
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Apr 25, 2024
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