InSmorgasbord of HistorybyPatrick MetzgerWas the Great Meteor Procession Of 1913 a Natural Phenomenon or Something Much Stranger?On February 9, 1913, Canadians were treated to a spectacular heavenly event, and we’re still not sure exactly what it wasApr 30, 20225Apr 30, 20225
InThe RiffbyPatrick MetzgerTen OG Punk Anthems That Are The Best When You’re Pissed Off Or Want To BeBecause fuck you, ya wankerFeb 20, 202212Feb 20, 202212
InBlow Your StackbyPatrick MetzgerStreaming Has Hit the Music Industry Hard and It’s a Good ThingAre recording artists really so superior to us guitarless chuds that they deserve solid gold vodka-spouting bidets in their Hummers?Jun 15, 202212Jun 15, 202212
InThe HavenbyPatrick MetzgerChoosing A Home Companion: Cat or Fairy?Just because you live alone doesn’t mean you have to be lonelyJun 14, 20239Jun 14, 20239
InThe RiffbyPatrick MetzgerEight Songs About Drinking For When You’re Drunk Or Want To BeThe world is ending so let’s dance and cryOct 2, 20229Oct 2, 20229
Patrick MetzgerUS Aviation Intelligence Organization Adds Flying Saucer To LogoA timeline of how UFOs suddenly went mainstreamSep 26, 20224Sep 26, 20224
Patrick MetzgerUrban Legends: The Mad Cows of Osgoode HallLegal myth has it that the unique gates of Osgoode Hall in Toronto aren’t meant just to keep lawyers in, but cattle out.Aug 24, 20227Aug 24, 20227
Patrick MetzgerUS Congressional Hearing Confirms UFOs Are Real But Everything is FineHow is this not the story of the century?May 21, 202218May 21, 202218
InAge of EmpathybyPatrick MetzgerA Portrait of My Ancestor Makes Me Wish I’d Asked More QuestionsA thousand years ago and more, people remembered stories of the gods, warriors, seers, and tricksters who birthed human cultures. Have we…May 7, 202210May 7, 202210
Patrick MetzgerIs There a Massive, Cold War Era Fallout Shelter Under Queen’s Park in Toronto?An urban legend examinedMar 5, 20224Mar 5, 20224