InThe Bad InfluencebyPatrick MetzgerAI and the Hardcoding of MediocrityAI may be the first technology to go from annoying novelty to existential threat without any intervening period of utilityJan 1412Jan 1412
InThe Bad InfluencebyPatrick MetzgerDear America: Your President is An AssholeAnd he bullies Canada at his perilDec 27, 202445Dec 27, 202445
InThe Bad InfluencebyPatrick MetzgerNowhere is Safe From The Climate CrisisClimate change is coming to your houseAug 25, 20247Aug 25, 20247
InContemplatebyPatrick MetzgerMy Teenage Prediction About AI Was Terrifyingly AccurateI wrote a poem as I was failing typing class and now it’s coming trueOct 1, 20246Oct 1, 20246
InThe Bad InfluencebyPatrick MetzgerWhy Doomsday Prepping is a Waste of TimeThe apocalypse won’t be as much fun as Hollywood promisedJul 21, 202416Jul 21, 202416
InThe HavenbyPatrick MetzgerHow AI Ruined Star Wars For MeWhat are all those people doing on the Death Star anyway, shovelling coal into the boilers?Jul 13, 202421Jul 13, 202421
InBlow Your StackbyPatrick MetzgerDammit America, You’re Better Than ThisTime to look for a new Democratic candidateJun 28, 202436Jun 28, 202436
InThe Bad InfluencebyPatrick MetzgerFashionable Trump Followers Are Packing Branded SwitchbladesOrder now and own the libs by this time next weekApr 15, 202417Apr 15, 202417
InThe Bad InfluencebyPatrick MetzgerBiden’s Doing a Good Job and He’s Still Going to Lose To a LunaticPerception is everythingMar 9, 202422Mar 9, 202422
InThe Narrative ArcbyPatrick MetzgerMy Customer Experience Is That I’ve Been on Hold for Fifty-Seven MinutesI don’t think they value my callFeb 23, 202431Feb 23, 202431
InThe Bad InfluencebyPatrick MetzgerA Second Trump Presidency Would Mean the End of CivilizationRight-wing plan would sabotage any attempts to combat the climate crisisFeb 11, 202420Feb 11, 202420
InThe Bad InfluencebyPatrick MetzgerTrump, Billionaires, Climate Disaster, and Aliens: This is No Run-of-the-Mill DystopiaWe’re in a Kurt Vonnegut satire and here’s how it endsJan 12, 202430Jan 12, 202430
InThe Bad InfluencebyPatrick MetzgerSome Larcenous Prick Stole My Credit Cards at the Gym and It’s Part of a Bigger ProblemHow long can a society function if we’ve lost our will to thwart pervasive antisocial behaviour?Dec 26, 202332Dec 26, 202332
InThe Bad InfluencebyPatrick MetzgerWhat I’ve Learned From the Insane Sponsors On Glenn Beck’s News SiteSecret government warning goes viral! They are coming for your assets!Dec 11, 202332Dec 11, 202332
InThe Bad InfluencebyPatrick MetzgerNew Studies Say the Climate Crisis is Worse Than We ThoughtWe’re venturing into uncharted territoryNov 14, 202326Nov 14, 202326
In𝐀𝐈 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐤𝐬.𝐢𝐨byPatrick MetzgerSorry, Writers, AI Training On Your Work Isn’t PlagiarismIt’s much worse than thatOct 23, 20238Oct 23, 20238
InThe Bad InfluencebyPatrick MetzgerTop Ten Songs To Listen To While The World Is EndingToe-tapping anthems celebrating the collapse of everythingOct 8, 202111Oct 8, 202111
InThe Narrative ArcbyPatrick MetzgerIf Women Are Wary of Men, There’s Good Reason For ItWe can’t go backwardsSep 28, 202360Sep 28, 202360
InBlow Your StackbyPatrick MetzgerRupert Murdoch Steps Down, Complains Unironically About Elites Trying to Silence HimMedia mogul accuses non-Fox media of being too politicalSep 24, 202315Sep 24, 202315
InContemplatebyPatrick MetzgerHas Science Discovered God?We may all be part of a living, thinking, creative universeJul 18, 202353Jul 18, 202353