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Or, you’ve lost your mind because your job feels like a prison sentence and your partner and kids left you for someone with a bigger neighborhood pool — then fuck all, swim naked
Amy Sea
Patrick Metzger
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In the neighbour's pool.
Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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