I'm planning to run out the rest of the year entirely on cheese and crackers.

it’s still 2021. So th…I just ate a McDonald's sausage biscuit which has approximately 1 billion milligrams of sodium. But it’s still 2021. So there.
My New Year’s Resolutions For 2022
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Patrick Metzger
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Dec 26, 2021
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I'm planning to run out the rest of the year entirely on cheese and crackers.
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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