GROWTH CAREERS FOR THE 21ST CENTURY

I’m a Former Covert Operative Sick of Having To Clean Up Every Town I Move To

I’d be happy to let everyone apologize and move on but I always wind up kicking someone through a plate-glass window

Patrick Metzger

Published in

MuddyUm

3 min readApr 21, 2024

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head shot of intense looking middle aged white man in front of burning bridge — “It was like that when I got here” Pepgooner/ST-art on Shutterstock.com, modified by author

Patrick Metzger

Written by Patrick Metzger

Writer for

MuddyUm

Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***

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