I was there, man. *stares off into distance without expression*

There was a multi-front War on Drugs on, and the imaginations of white suburban boys and girls were one of the battlefields. This propaganda wouldn’t work for long — I eventually went to college and did drugs. Lots of drugs…
Chuck Norris’ Ridiculous Action Orgy ‘Invasion U.S.A.’ Scared Me Straight
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Patrick Metzger
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Nov 5, 2022
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I was there, man. *stares off into distance without expression*
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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