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11. This results in a heated, dramatic face-off during which your wife knocks you unconscious with a baseball bat, hides in a bathroom with your son, and tries to escape from the window just as you show up and start maniacally chopping down the door with an axe.
Sianna Lani
Patrick Metzger
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I think we can all relate to this
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