I think I'm in love with your dad.

…use football team, the head coach asked my dad what qualities made him stand out. My dad responded, “Well, I’m slow, I’m short, and I’m scared.” He rode the bench for four years, but hilariously, he did make the team.
Lessons on Aging from My Elderly Parents
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Sarah Paris
Patrick Metzger
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Apr 28, 2024
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I think I'm in love with your dad.
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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