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I once bought what I thought was a bottle of wine at a Walmart in Buffalo and that sentence should tell you all you need to know. In case it didn't I tried it back the hotel and spit and then on reading the label realized it was something like "wine style beverage." To this day I still don't know exactlly what it was but it was fucking vile. Do you sell that in your club?

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Patrick Metzger
Patrick Metzger

Written by Patrick Metzger

Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***

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