I guess I can't impress you with my use of public transit. Subways, baby!

…guy looks really sheepish. He can see I’m serious, and I want to drive his Audi or whatever it is. (I actually rarely date below Audi. I mean, I will occasionally see a Lexus, but never, absolutely never a regular Toyota.).
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Christine Stevens
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Oct 5, 2024
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I guess I can't impress you with my use of public transit. Subways, baby!
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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