Patrick Metzger
Dec 16, 2023

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I assumed MAGAs found sunscreen too effeminate. Just burn off your top layers of skin like a real man. Not sure about women but some of those red hat girls look pretty weathered.

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Patrick Metzger
Patrick Metzger

Written by Patrick Metzger

Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***

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