How is this not "wanking off the beaten path"?

Walking off the beaten path
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Patrick Metzger
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May 3, 2023
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How is this not "wanking off the beaten path"?
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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