How has this not been made into a Hallmark movie?

…tmas lesson. My self-centered “I’m making a difference” mindset had reached a nauseating level, and I needed a pair of dentures in my eye to remind me. This holiday season, may we all meet a Gertrude to bring us yuletide cheer.
Spreading Holiday Cheer Through Weaponized Dentures
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Patrick Metzger
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Dec 7, 2021
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How has this not been made into a Hallmark movie?
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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