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HUMOUR WITH A “U”

Holiday Reruns — My 2021 Humour

Wherein I try to score some reads without having to write anything

Patrick Metzger

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Photo by Possessed Photography on Unsplash

For the younger millennials and the Gen Ys, a “rerun” is what we used to call it when we could only watch whatever episode of a program the network deigned to air at the time they deigned to air it, and in this case it was one we’d seen before.

So with that interesting and educational intro, a note that I don’t expect to publish anything new for a couple of days, which is a potential sacrifice of up to several dollars but I’m going to grit my teeth and do it.

However.

For anyone sitting around in a food coma, maybe a little drunk, possibly self-isolating, or just friendless (you are not — I am your friend!) I offer all my humour and satire here in one place.

49 stories, easily three hours of entertainment, or whatever you can handle before you throw up your hands and say “This guy’s childhood must have been horrifying.”

But really, Merry Christmas to all, and may the holidays and the coming year bring us all joy and laughter.

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Patrick Metzger
Patrick Metzger

Written by Patrick Metzger

Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***

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